Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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