their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
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