Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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