hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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