I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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