I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
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