When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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