ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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