Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Someone shattered a urinal.
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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