oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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