Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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