I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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