Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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