who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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