names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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