Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Randomize