The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
