you're like a bully in the Christmas story
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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