I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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