Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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