That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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