My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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