dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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