Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
As shirtless as possible
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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