let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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