doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
I'm both gender and math confused
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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