Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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