Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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