did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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