Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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