some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
last night I used snow as a chaser
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