I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
i think i have herpe
just one?
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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