my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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