New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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