I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
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Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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