so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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