i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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