ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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