At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
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