Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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