Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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