I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
There are leaves in my underwear?
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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