Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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