I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
Church boner. Awkwardddd
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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