I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
You may now shotgun with the bride
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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