let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
the liver wants what the liver wants
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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