Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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