no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
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