thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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