i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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