Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
She told me I should be a condom model.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
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