The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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