OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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